Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!
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BreakfastCraft SMP: What’s Your Go-To Meal?
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Double Speedcraft
acceleration, Boosted, double, Doubled, efficiency, Enhancement, expedited, Haste, Improvement, INCREASED, Optimization, Performance, Quick, quickened, Rapid, rapidity, SPEED, speedcraft, Swift, turbocharged, Upgrade, Velocity
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to do anything fun? Well, look no further because our server is at least twice as fast as those other losers!Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at lightning speed, building epic structures in half the time, and fighting off creepers with superhuman reflexes. Our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft version of The Flash!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret potion made from rare enchanted golden apples and unicorn tears. That’s right, we’ve got magical powers on our side, making everything on our server twice as awesome!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculously fast and outrageously fun Minecraft server today and start gaming at warp speed!
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Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!
Adventure, application, bedrock, Biome, Boomers, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, EASY, Friendly, home, Inbox, Interactive, Join, Longterm, Minecraft, multiplayer, Quick, Retirement, Roleplay, rules, smp, Survival, Survivalists
Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server
Overview Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy. FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy. What kind of server is this? This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server. Is this server vanilla or modded? This server is vanilla.
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Apparently Minecraft SMP the people in this picture are 23 and 24
“Youth, 23, 24, age, aging, apparently, Browns, culture, Diversity, ethnicity, Iberians, ITALIANS, Minecraft, people, Perception, Picture, prejudice, Quick, Race, smp, society, Stereotypes, ytpipo
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the fountain of youth! Our players have found a way to reverse aging in real life just by playing on our server. Don’t believe us? Just ask our 23 and 24-year-old players who look like they’re in their 80s! It’s like Benjamin Button, but in Minecraft form. Come join us and unlock the secrets to eternal youth…or at least have a good laugh at our ridiculous aging process.
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MineCraftyHacks
Clever, convenience, daily routine, EASY, Effective, efficiency, everyday tasks, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, MineCraftyHacks, organization, practical, productivity, Quick, shortcuts, Simple, Streamlined, time-saving, Tips, Tricks
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.Forget about boring daily routines, on our server, every day is a new adventure! Need to mine some diamonds? Just watch out for the exploding chickens that guard them. Want to build a cozy house? Better make sure it’s zombie-proof because our server has a zombie apocalypse event every night!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Diamond Dragon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this blocky wonderland!
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Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue
About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!
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EffortlessCraft
advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
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Get Rich Quick! BetterBusinesses: The Server Where You Can Roleplay Your Way to Java 1.21 Wealth!
Advertise, BetterBusinesses, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, Custom, Economy, employees, Farming, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, Hiring, java, Kindness, Mining, Plugins, PvE, Quick, real estate, Respect, Rich, Roleplay, Server, Survival, wealth
Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Key Features
Custom business plugin with robust GUI Survival economy gamemode Jobs Chestshops Friendly community Rules
- You must treat others with kindness and respect.
- You may not grief others or the server.
- You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
- You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
- You may not advertise or spam.
- One account per player only.
- Have fun!
Links
- Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
- Discord
- YouTube
- TikTok
- Patreon
FAQ
Question Answer What is BetterBusinesses? BetterBusinesses is a Minecraft server with a focus on business and a custom business plugin. How can I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21). Are there any rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the rules section for the server’s guidelines. Can I advertise my business on the server? No, advertising or spamming is not allowed on the server.
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GoldenMilkCraft
Beverage, convenience, DELICIOUS, Development, drink, EASY, golden milk latte, GoldenMilkCraft, health, homemade, innovation, INSTANT, Quick, recipe, researchers, spices, trendy, turmeric, UGA, Version, wellnessso, like, u ever wanted to drink golden milk latte in minecraft? well, now u can on this server! our researchers have like, totally developed an ‘instant’ version of this trendy drink in the game. it’s like, so cool and hip, u gotta join just to try it out. plus, there’s a rumor that drinking this golden milk latte in the game gives u superpowers. like, u can fly and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude. so come join us and experience the magic of golden milk lattes in minecraft. it’s gonna blow ur mind, man.
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AshHour Minecraft SMP
AshHour, Curious, Destruction, Disappearance, Enigma, Fast, Fire, fleeting, fleeting destruction, fleeting moment, hour, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, question.., Quick, Rapid, smp, turn to ash, unexplained, unknown, vanish, who made it
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado – unpredictable, wild, and absolutely bonkers.Join us if you dare to witness players summoning giant chickens to terrorize the land, building rollercoasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and holding epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.
But beware, there’s a mysterious force on the server known only as “The Ashinator” who has the power to turn anything and everything to ash in just one hour. Will you be the one to uncover their identity and stop their fiery rampage?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
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SickF_ckinMinecraftSMP
Adult, desire, DIRTY, explicit, FANTASY, fuck, Hardcore, INTENSE, Kinky, Like.., love, Lust, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, Quick, sexual, sick, SickF_ckinMinecraftSMP, taboo, WildAre you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us if you like to quick fuck… I mean, quick build! Our server is filled with players who are always up for a challenge and love to see who can build the craziest structures in the shortest amount of time. It’s a race against the clock and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!
But that’s not all, we also have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to ride a pig around the server like a king for a day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into cake!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers blowing up your base. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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CraftyBanana Minecraft Server
also, Attention, CraftyBanana, Eve, hairy, hairy thread, just, Just gonna leave this here, LEAVING, long tail tag, Minecraft, minute, post, Quick, Random, Server, short lived, social media, Tag, temporary, Thread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing creepers, a DJ skeleton spinning discs, and a group of villagers doing the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with Pigmen.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Just watch out for the lava pit at the end – it’s a real doozy!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons wear top hats and zombies breakdance? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the fun – we promise you won’t regret it!
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RugpullMaster500 – Minecraft SMP
addiction, AMA, Biz, Cheap, crypto users, FTM, funny, GigaChad, Gray, Intelligent, laughs, liquidity, meme, Minecraft, perma-bagholders, PINK, profit, Quick, RugpullMaster500, rugpulls, smp, solana, wojaksAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rugpulls and hilarious antics.Imagine pulling off over 500 rugpulls in Minecraft, each one giving you a crazy amount of profit! The first rugpull was on a rare resource, and from that moment on, I was hooked. I couldn’t stop laughing as I turned all those players into perma-bagholders with just a few clicks. I felt like a gray gigachad while they were all pink wojaks. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever done in Minecraft.
But don’t worry, I eventually stopped because it just wasn’t as funny after the 500th time. However, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience the thrill of rugpulling in a safe and fun environment. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next rugpulling master on our server!
So come on, join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have outrageous rugpulls and insane stories to tell? See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
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MicrowaveMasterCraft
Appliances, convenience, Cooking, EASY, efficient, Food, Grateful, Household, innovation, kitchen, MicrowaveMasterCraft, microwaves, MODERN, Preheat, Quick, reheating, Technology, thankful, time-efficient, time-saving
hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing until u pee a little? then u gotta join our server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!picture this: u log in and suddenly ur character is wearing a giant chicken suit, clucking around like a maniac. why? cuz our server is full of wacky surprises and u never know what’s gonna happen next.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? yeah, u heard me right. those explosive little buggers know how to drop a sick beat.
plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. one time he turned all the diamonds into potatoes just for fun. classic Sir Oinksalot.
so come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, that’s right. FREE PIZZA. see u there!
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CraftyCook Minecraft Server
CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired
Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!
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BunnyBash Minecraft Server
animal, BunnyBash, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, internet, Justice, Karma, meme, Minecraft, Rabbit, rabbit justice, rabbit karma, rabbit meme, rabbit revenge, Revenge, Server, social media, trending, tweet, viralAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the rabbits fight back! That’s right, our server is filled with rebellious rabbits who will stop at nothing to overthrow the players. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the chickens who have formed a secret alliance to take down the rabbit uprising. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you join the rabbits in their quest for domination? Join now and see who will come out on top in this epic battle of the animals!
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Minecraft SMP – Cute Boys Craft Club
Bait, bfe, Boys, club, Craft, cute, cute boys, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, Gosling, hornyposting, indie, male collab, male idols, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, shitposting, sing your heart out, smp, Stars, tribalfags, Vtuber, Yumejoshi
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sing Your Heart Out Edition, where we encourage fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposting like never before.But wait, there’s more! If your male Minecraft character is cute, he may stay. And don’t worry about loving your oshi too much, BFE and gosling are totally allowed here.
Just remember, no females or female drama allowed – you have the entire board for that! And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again. Head over to /vt/wvt instead.
So come on over and ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers, and any other kind of fags you can think of. Let’s make this Minecraft SMP the craziest and most entertaining one yet!
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ExBroCheaterMCServer
Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Cheating, Emotional healing, ex-boyfriend drama, ExBroCheaterMCServer, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, forgiveness, Infidelity, kidney failure, personal boundaries, remarriage, self-care, sibling rivalry, Therapy, toxic relationships, twin bondWelcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like the story of this player’s life!Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the hidden relationship between Greg and John. Will you uncover the truth or be left in the dark like the player in this story?
Build your own kingdom and defend it from unexpected twists and turns, just like how this player’s life took a shocking turn. Will you be able to trust your closest friends, or will they stab you in the back like Greg and John?
Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, forbidden love, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what awaits you in this crazy world of Minecraft!
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WaffleWarriorCraft
aita, babysit, Breakfast, breakfast options, discipline, family conflicts, family dynamics, food preferences, frozen waffle, grandparent boundaries, Grandparents, mealtime struggles, parenting, picky eater, spoiled brats, Toddler, toddler care, toddler nutrition, WaffleWarriorCraft, wardrobe choices
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of frozen waffles for toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with frozen waffle quests and mismatched wardrobe challenges.Embark on a journey where you must defend your precious frozen waffles from evil grandparents who try to feed your kids scrambled eggs instead. Will you stand your ground and protect the waffles at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure of “real food”?
But beware, the ultimate boss battle awaits – a grandma who insists on matching outfits for your kids, even if it means sacrificing their individuality. Can you defeat her and prove that frozen waffles and tiaras are the true path to victory?
Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of toddler breakfast drama like never before! Remember, on this server, frozen waffles are life.
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DebunkedFactsMC SMP
common myths, debunked facts, debunked theories, DebunkedFactsMC, disproven beliefs, fake news, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, inaccurate information, inaccurate knowledge, internet rumors, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busting, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, smp, untrue facts, Urban Legends, widely believed liesJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about the legendary diamond ore that supposedly gives you superpowers when mined! Rumor has it that if you find this rare ore, you’ll be able to fly around the server like a superhero. But beware, the last player who tried to mine it ended up turning into a chicken for a whole week! Will you be the next brave adventurer to test your luck? Join us and find out!
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CraftyLoveCraft
Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations
Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!
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KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers
Ceasefire, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, historical reference, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Russian soldiers, Russian-Ukrainian conflict, soldiers, Surrender, Surrendered, surrendering soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War, world war II, Zelenskyso, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun
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FearlessCritterCraft
Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, color perception, conservation efforts, cultural beliefs, Endangered species, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, fear, FearlessCritterCraft, Human Behavior, human impact, natural selection, predator-prey relationships, Protection, Psychology, visual cues, wildlife conservation
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!
BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!
SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW
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MaricopaCraft
Economy, Survival, survival ranks keys custom menus free ranks no AFK kick multiplayer exploration building community events achievements economy player shops PVP factions minigames crafting redstone mods, Vanilla, Whitelist
No AFK kick. I like to keep it simple. A spawn and Survival. I have a system of ranks and some custom menus to help you earn and rank up. Players can earn all ranks and keys FREE in game.
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TrapX23 Minecraft Server
anger, comic book, consequences, Cutting, dangerous game, dark desires, Deadpool, FANTASY, giant magnet, Minecraft, Obsession, pain slut, power dynamics, rape fantasy, sadistic pleasure, Server, SuperHero, Torment, TrapX23, Twisted, Villain, wolverine, x-23Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Deadpool’s sense of humor? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a giant magnet that can trap X-23 from Deadpool and Wolverine! And guess what? You get to be the one in control! Turn her into your angry little pain slut, have some crazy adventures, and maybe even cut her up a bit (in the game, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast! Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!